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Drug Dept. called, your tote’s ready for pickup.
Inspired by school-issued gym uniforms and chaotic queer energy, this tote bag lets you fill in the blank with whatever disaster you belong to. Write your name, your crush’s name, or just “Hot Girls Only” in the designated spot. Permanent marker highly encouraged.
Printed on durable navy canvas with white varsity-style lettering and sturdy cream straps, this tote is equal parts practical and strange. Just like you.
Dimensions: 17" x 13.75" x 4.75"
100% heavyweight cotton canvas
Interior water bottle sleeve (fits most standard bottles)
Large internal pocket for snacks, lighters, or questionable life choices
Durable straps and construction made to last
Keychain Strap on the Inside
Designed in-house by the queer team at Page’s Peaches
This bag is perfect for grocery runs, sleepovers, therapy, or your local sapphic book club. Just don’t forget the emotional support lip balm.
small biz
homo owned
10-14 day turnaround
free shipping