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Lethal, local, and a little unhinged, just like you. This gator-themed tote is giving swamp sass and unvaccinated menace in all the best ways. Designed for the bold, the feral, and anyone who’s ever scared a man on purpose.
Whether you’re hauling groceries, books, or emotional baggage, this bag has the bite to match your bark.
Dimensions: 17" x 13.75" x 4.75"
100% heavyweight cotton canvas
Interior water bottle sleeve (fits most standard bottles)
Large internal pocket for snacks, lighters, or questionable life choices
Durable straps and construction made to last
Keychain Strap on the Inside
Designed in-house by the queer team at Page’s Peaches
This bag is perfect for grocery runs, sleepovers, therapy, or your local sapphic book club. Just don’t forget the emotional support lip balm.
small biz
homo owned
10-14 day turnaround
free shipping