Need a cute new bag to haul your life over to your girlfriend’s place—or to carry your queer lit and iced lavender oat milk latte on a hot girl walk? We’ve got you, Pookie. This cross-stitch inspired tote is bold, functional, and just threatening enough to keep people on their toes.
Designed by queer artists who actually use their tote bags (read: overpack them constantly), this one’s got space for all your essentials—and then some. Plus a water bottle holder, because hydration is gay rights.
Dimensions: 17" x 13.75" x 4.75"
100% heavyweight cotton canvas
Interior water bottle sleeve (fits most standard bottles)
Large internal pocket for snacks, lighters, or questionable life choices
Durable straps and construction made to last
Embroidered cross-stitch design: “Eat her out or I will pookie” + pink pixel florals
Designed in-house by the queer team at Page’s Peaches
This bag is perfect for grocery runs, sleepovers, therapy, or your local sapphic book club. Just don’t forget the emotional support lip balm.
