Parallel parking? Never heard of her.
Whether you're whipping it or curb-checking it like it's your full-time job, this hard enamel license plate keychain proudly declares your state of being. Featuring bold blue block lettering and a cheeky “Licensed to” in cherry red script, it’s the ultimate accessory for the girls, gays, and theys with a fear of parallel parking and a history of rim damage.
✨ Details:
2.5” wide hard enamel with glossy finish
License plate design with black nickel metal
Comes with a sturdy key ring for your car keys (or your Metro card, no judgment)
Made by queer artists who also can’t park to save their lives
🚗 Perfect for:
Nervous driving tests
Clipping to your keys as an apology in advance
Reminding yourself you're hot, not skilled
Because hitting the curb is a lifestyle, and this keychain is your license to live it.
